this one is about some people i know, i multi tracked on this one, but it still isn't the greatest quality/

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Rusty and some kid named mike.
they make up some stories, so i decided..why not make up one about them?

I knew a man named rusty
I would go over and hear his story
Like the time he saved the princess
from a firery recess
He got in a car crash
and had to walk home fast
on his way he saw a dragon
so he kicked it in the bottem
He put out a fire with his bare hands
and he won a medal for best dance
but now he is nothing
cuz the ninjas are coming


the ninjas always come
they always came
my ninjas always come
they always came

there was a boy named mikey
he liked to tell this story
where he killed the principal
and the president gave him a medal
because that principal was bad
and he was making everybody sad
but now mikey is nothing
cuz the ninjas are coming

the ninjas always come
they always came
my ninjas always come
they always came

so one day i put them in the same room
this would be their eventual doom
those stories of bull going around
and then the ninjas came out

the ninjas always win
they always won
my ninjas never lost
they always won.