a hip hop song from a couch potato's point of view

» highest in charts:   # 73   (19,213 songs currently listed in Comedy)
» highest in sub-genre:   # 36   (9,540 songs currently listed in Comedy > General Comedy)

Let me take my shoes off, prop my feet up / Seat back, and I'll let my hot pocket heat up / I'll flip the tube on, look and then there's Scoob on / In the Mystery Machine, Fred Shag & Daphne / Velma, flip, and then there's Dora / Boots is super cool, explore with Dora / What the kids watch on their television / A Spanish five year old with no parental supervision / I Love New York, and the competition's tight / But don't get me wrong, I still love The Price Is Right / Aight, Wanna be polite, but I must so it's a sight / To watch those perverted old women argue and fight / Adjust The View on my telly, Regis Kelly Nelly / Lora Mary Carol Charles, Little House On The Prairie / Hold up, let me see what this one's about / Oh, it's where Walnut Grove has a drought / Gotta love Rachael Ray, I could watch her all day / Food looks more than Ok, just a taste if I may / Hey, but what can I say, my Anatomy is Grey / What's The Housewives Of Pittsburgh gonna do today / Say, Bravo's a chore, C-SPAN's a bore / And MTV never plays music anymore / Good lord, Eyes sore, never missed a Girls Next Door / And this episode I have never seen before / Let me get back up, fix a snack up / No trash, just let the pizza boxes stack up / The Today Show, a cola sounds great, yo / I better get some chips for this couch potato / Realities, Dancing With The Washed Up Celebrities / Please, Animal Planet just don't do it for me / Don't wanna be reminded that a manatee / Is getting more action than me / Watched Earl so much, I could swear it's my name and / Hogan Knows Best, so don't argue what he's saying' / If you're lost on LOST then let me explain / Never mind baby, I'd just end up with a migraine / Simple and plain, I have kept up for a while / Kardashian, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle / Dropped the remote, now it's stuck on Gomer Pile / And I won't touch the dial, cause I gotta free style / Primetime it's getting late, watch the shows they syndicate / Now it really frustrates, to the point I can't wait / John And Kate Plus Eight, man the stress is too great / Watch the kids do what, gotta set the kids straight / In a paranoia state, wondering if they'll separate / And then after Stargate, man I gotta debate / Over which Deal Or No Deal girl I wanna date / Can you relate?