parody of "Beverly Hills" by Weezer

When my nose run, kind of irritates / My sneezing fits are not always that fun / And people ask me if I’m on crack' / Cause’ my eyes are red as George Hamilton / Sinus drainage isn’t cool / Pretty girls may just look at me / Why should they see me all snotty? / Keep tissues in my pocket / (Chorus) / Allergy pills / Take them so I can breathe / Achoo! Achoo! / Doc prescribes allergy pills / Allergy pills / Take them so I don’t always sneeze / Achoo! Achoo! / Living with allergy pills / Blow my nose when filled with snot / Make sure it’s emptied out and clean / Every week get crumby shots / And that is when you’ll hear me scream / I can’t be near a single cat / Or type of pollen anything / Speck of dust in my nostrils / My eyes are watering / (Chorus) / The truth is / It’s just some mischance / It’s something I was born into / And will last all life long / Yes it will / I will always sneeze around wool / And I will always use nose spray / I’ll hear bless you and kazuntite / For all of my days / (Chorus)