parody of "Waking Up In Vegas" by Katy Perry

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I got the munchies now / I’m at my fridge tonight / A midnight snack seems appealing and subway’s closed / Look and what do I see / There’s last weeks salami / Alongside some chicken / Turkey looks now real tasty / I got the bread out / And got the ham out I found / Maybe some bacon / Remember the bologna / (Chorus) Stack up some cheese with mayo and an onion / That’s what I get for whipping up a sandwich / Get up and wipe the mustard off my cloths now / That’s what I get for whipping up a sandwich / Can’t wait to have a bite / Should I use wheat or white, top on the lettuce / A tomato I’m slicing / Now comes the mustard / I’m in a pickle this time / Have to start over / Forgot to use the toaster / (Chorus) / You got me licking lips / With your swiss and provolone, I can hear my stomach moan / Need some potato chips / Ha, and get the milk out / I’m gonna drink it straight down / Yeah, I’m going crazy / ‘Cause it looks too good to eat, it looks too good to eat / It looks too good to eat, to eat, to eat / (Chorus) / That’s what I get baby / Shake the mustard, shake shake shake the mustard / Give me some napkins, baby / Give me some napkins, baby