parody of "Pimpin' All Over The World" by Ludacris

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(Hook) He’s selling cars / He’s in line at the salad bar / He is near and far / Seeing Elvis all over the world / “All over the world baby / It’s only right that I share my experiences with ya’ll / ‘Cause I’ve seen things that you’d never imagine / But I’m going to start at home / When I see the king, I like I walk straight up to him / And I’m like…” / Holy cow, it is Elvis / Right there on the sidewalk just shaking his pelvis / And when I tell people I got proof / They say that I’m insane / On the death certificate, they misspelled his middle name / See it’s the life that I choose /I take my pics and sell them all to Weekly World News / Then when I’m in Viva Las Vegas, can’t imagine the scare / When I was walking on the street and saw him near everywhere / Hmmm, should try digging him up / But be careful this could be a government cover-up / I’m kinda concerned he’s breaking laws of time and space / With the way that he’s been showing up all over the place / I even saw him steal my mail, I swear it / Nobody cares, but I feel I have to share it / And how I’ve calculated all that I know / You’d understand it once you’ve cracked the Velvet Elvis code / (Hook) / I say with no recants / I saw him at the laundry mat wearing no pants / ‘Cause see me, came in late one evening / Went in my house and someone shot the TV / Tryna tell me that I should get a life / How many guys you know could prove that Elvis is still alive? / One day he’s working night shift at the Wendy’s drive-thru / Next day he’s in Foot Locker trying on blue suede shoes / He delivered my pizza last week / You see I have all the answers in which you seek/ But if you sweat talk and ask me really nicely / I might just tell you how he plotted his death precisely / Ten PB-Banana sandwiches in an hour / He must be my plumber under the alias Howard / His daughter’s wedding / He didn’t show up it’s true / But if your girl married Michael, you’d be a hermit too / (Hook) / I’m in New York, I see him right in Madison Square / Other night I wandered, fell into his underground lair / Outside my house this morning mowing my grass / Then turn around, he’s at the Go-Mart pumping his gas / I’s at McDonalds ordering my lunch / Gives me back my change, says “Thank you, thank you very much” / And now look behind you and there he goes again / But I’ll surely catch up with him on my lap in Graceland / Could be extra-terrestrial / Cause I went to Canada and saw a UFO / Got a sandwich other day, ‘bout to take a bite and / Stared at it for a sec and realized it looked just like him / Huh, you say big deal? / Just sold that thing on eBay for 34 mil / (But where’s he really at?) / Might’ve just got sick of Pricilla / Could’ve pulled a Dave Chappelle And fled to Africa / Possible / (Hook)