parody of "Beautiful Girls" by Sean Kingston

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(Chorus) I love inflatable girls / Real women think that I'm a jerk / But my girl's inflatable, inflatable / And how much I love her / Damn these inflatable girls / In those sexy cheerleader skirts / She greets me with a smile, with a smile / Even when I blow her / See it started on the net / I saw this cute brunette / Oh and she stole my heart / Got out my credit card / But I never thought / That she was only plastic / She arrived eventually / And I named her Tiffany / It was awkward at first / 'Cause I feared that she would burst / With a few nights alone / Now our relationship's fantastic / See with my looks she's fine / My gut, she doesn't mind / I should just go throw out / This gym membership of mine / Oh lord, my baby's making me lazy / (Chorus) / It was back in '99 / Feeling lonely all the time / Oh until I sent away / For that pretty girl of mine / And I also bought / Some interchangeable hair colors / Then we started going out / Even moved her down south / Some believe so strong / That our bond is wrong / And my family / They think that I need therapy / See, they don't understand / When you're holding my hand / Makes me want to go out / And buy a wedding band / Oh lord, thinking of it makes me hazy / (Chorus) / Now she's a bustin' / And now I'm patchin' / Please tell me if / This outfit's matchin' / 'Cause I don't know / If nurse or schoolgirl's better / When I took her out the box / Oh, I knew she was a fox / Without my glasses on / I could swear she's Courtney Cox / She's the light of my life / And lighter than a feather / (Chorus)