Bug eyed monsters on the beach & eerie ghost ships give little Frank nightmares! This rollicking FF and the Fs classic was originally available on a vinyl compilation album called 'Mad Hatters Club Vol 1' featuring 4 Oxford bands.

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This is part of the back cover of the long deleted 1986 'Mad Hatters Vol.1' LP featuring 4 Oxford bands:

Raindance,Wheatfields,Particles, and FF & the Fs.

Mick Stickleclack has a box of these albums in his attic, all in mint condition. Any fans of vinyl out there who would like to own a copy of this rare L.P. - and/or a mint copy of 'Frank Fish & the Fins' 7" single 'The Living world Of Sea Creatures Makes Me want to Whistle'....e-mail Mick at: clickclack@ntlworld.com and he'll send you a FREE copy and you'll only be charged a couple of quid postage and packing.

There are mysteries by the score
in the sea and in the river
Scary tales and creepy legends
guarranteed to make you shiver
So do not go out in the dark
on water skis or in an ark
Stay at home and keep away from the
Secrets of the Deep Ha! Ha!
They scare me I can't sleep No! No!
The Secrets of the Deep Ha! Ha!
The Secrets of the...
The Secrets of the deep.

I heard a story about a man
who discovered a drifting catamaran
He found a diary upon the deck
On which was written "There's a
Luminous wreck floating towards us
on the water...
It's grisly crew are skeletons!
I gotta save my wife and daughter.."
from the secrets of the deep Ah! Hah!
They scare me I can't sleep No! No!
The Secrets of the Deep Ha! Ha!
The Secrets of the...
The Secrets of the deep.

Oh watch out! There's a grotesque slime monster...oh no!

Excuse me sir - where's the beach?
Oh go away kid - there's monsters here!
Oh sir, I've got my money
I've got my ticket,
Look! Go away -there's a real bug-eyed monster!
Oh, oh please show me the sand and the sky
I said go away! Clear off!
(stay at home and keep away)
I said go!
(stay at home and keep away)
Ah! Please sir- please!
(stay at home and keep away)
No! No!
Stay at home and keep away from
The Secrets of the deep
they scare me I can't sleep...etc