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The Alan Colmes story, told before he was offed by FOX. The LWCB, gone but not forgotten...based on "Rhinestone Cowboy"
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Larry Weiss/Norm Gaudet (Alan Colmes lyrics)
2006
Lose Your Delusions Vol. I
Fri Sep 18, 2009
Comedy : Political Humor
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LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song)

They've been bagging on me so long
Both sides think that I'm wrong
I've heard every crack about dirty liberals and sellouts
And you know how FOX plays the game
How Lefties don't get much air but we get all the blame

There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my televisin'
I've got my job on TV but I'd rather not be

The Left-Wing Clown Boy
Stickin' out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo
I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy
They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show
It's supposed to Hannity AND Colmes
(Colmes...with a C and an L...it's kinda silent)

I really don't mind my fate
'Cause they pay me a really good rate
And the folks around here are great
Except for that Sean guy

But I dream of the things I could say
With a gag in what's-his-name's mouth and with no bills to pay

There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my televisin'
I wanna stay on the air but I'd rather not be

The Left-Wing Clown Boy
Stickin' out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo
I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy
They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show
It's supposed to Hannity AND Colmes
(AND Colmes...NO, not Ann Coulter)

Left-Wing Clown Boy...
Stickin' out like a thumb in the FOX Far-Right rodeo