from "I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) -- Bobby Fuller Four

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He's the best hitter I ever saw

He parks his ride in the Players' Lot
'Cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds so people watch
Reporters want a comment but he stays mum
'Cause he's Barry Bonds and they're dumb
He's Barry Bonds he says "You guys are bums"

He left the weight room and the running track
In search of creams and shots
He got the best stuff that BALCO had
'Cause he's Barry Bonds and we're not
He's Barry Bonds and we're SHOCKED

Whitey Ford used to hack the ball
And Gaylord Perry hocked
So how come they're both in the Hall?
He's Barry Bonds and they're not
He's Barry Bonds and they're what? (white?)

More than seven hundred yard shots
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds how many you got?
He stands armored up in the batter's box
'Cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds he takes a million walks

I'll miss old Barry and his human flaws
Please don't think I mock
'Cause he's the best hitter I ever saw
He's Barry Bonds and I'm not
Hey Barry Bonds man Thanks a Lot

--Stormin