With apologies to the Beach Boys and Cali Girls....in our 24-hour news cycle world, this qualifies for near-ancient status, dating from the Democratic Primary era (circa April 2008).... but let's get it into the historical record. ps: OBAMA '08!

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At the time I wrote/recorded "Obama Girls", I had not yet drunk of the magic Kool-Aid. TV's Chris Matthews, Jack Cafferty, and especially Keith Olbermann, were driving this then-Hillary fan effing crazy.

OBAMA GIRLS

Well, Keith’s show sure has slipped, I mean who thinks the guy plays fair
And his Countdown guests, with the way they talk, By God Barack's Beyond Compare!
The spit-drenched host of Hardball screams his leg is feeling wild
And that ornery cuss in a daily snit, he beats his boyfriend’s foes with his File

I wish they all could see they’re Obama Girls
I wish they all could see they’re Obama….
I wish they all could see they’re Obama Girls

The hip crowd backs the young guy, and the girls all dig the man
I’m seeing friends get giddy, and behind the hype and thrall, quite a party-stealin’ scam
I’ve been all around the cable world, and I’ve seen "Obama Girl"
These guys shouldn't wait to get out of that state, back to the dudes they were since their birth

I wish they all could see they’re Obama Girls
I wish they all could see they’re Obama….
I wish they all could see they’re Obama Girls


I wish they all could see they’re Obama Girls
(I wish they all could see they’re Obama...)
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah, yeah, girls)