A song about a man with a dream. A dream about fathering mutants on a harem of junkies and selling them as pets, but a dream just the same.

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This song is probably the clearest indication of where our songwriting is heading from here onn out. Trainwrecks of nonsense. We figure if we like 'em there are probably a few other weirdos in the 6+ billion on the planet that'll like 'em, too. Gotta love teh innerwebz...

Wanna hump?
One lump or two?
Gotta stump?
We can build you a leg with a special shoe

Need a friend - a humanoid pet?
An incredible deal!
Pretend, just for a minute
That this is real

Anything you want
Anything you need

Dr. Kendrick's made-to-order custom freak boutique

Monkey girl is a red-hot item
Give 'er to a friend but watch she don't bite 'im
Alligator boys are a real rough bunch
Have a nosy neighbor-lady over for lunch
The human slug, he's a lazy boy
Jack the Rabbit, a curious toy

Anything you want
Anything you need
Everything you want
Everything you need, baby

Dr. Kendrick's made-to-order custom freak boutique

I work my magic and out come the corkscrews
A lump you'd find in a meaty pork stew
The Geek Machine is a drugged up harem
The freaks unleashed, jacked up to scare 'em

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