A story about one of nature's little clowns on an unscheduled and unsupervised excursion. And a screaming Scotsman.

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We were loaded, whaddya want?

If you must:

I gotta get t'that bottle!

Now here's th' deal...

I'm not real smart
I got a go-funny eye
An' go-funny teeth
An' a go-funny ball bat

Me love, ride bike
Me love, hiding in weeds
Me love, looking at bird
Me love, pull, pull, pull

I'm gonna turn myself inside out
Like a slug in salt
If you need me just gimme a call
But you must leave - I'll hurt you

I'm not good lookin'
I got go-funny hair
An' go-funny feet
An' a go funny gun

Me love...

Enter a screaming Scotsman

I'm gonna go to a special place
In the back of my skull
If you want me, you can just knock

Well, I'm not exactly what you call responsible
I gotta go-funny bottle
An' a go-funny car
An' a go-funny stinkbomb

Me love...

Happy now?