Please...you Northerners...come down here and save us from ourselves. We are lazy, backwards, and burned out.

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I`M PURTY LAZY AND I WATCH CARTOONS
STUCK TO A FLY PAPER COUCH
AIN`T HAD A JOB SINCE `72
GOT FIRED CAUSE I GOT BURNED OUT
WELL I AIN`T GOT A POT TA`PISS IN
BUT I GOT ALOTTA POT TO SMOKE
MY JOINTS ARE FAT BUT MY WALLET`S THIN
SO I LAY AROUND STONED AND BROKE

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stoned and broke, stoned and broke
spare me a dime and take another toke
minnesota missionary build my home
cause i am stoned and broke

I SLEEP ALL DAY ON THE COURTHOUSE WALL
NOTHIN` IS WHAT I`M WORTH
AIN`T STRUCK A LICK AT NOTHIN` AT ALL
SINCE MY ILLEGITIMATE BIRTH
WELL I AIN`T GOT A POT TA`PISS IN
BUT I GOT ALOTTA POT TO SMOKE
MY BOWL IS FULL BUT MY MONEY`S SPENT
SO I LAY AROUND STONED AND BROKE

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I DON`T LIKE THAT T.V. AD
COMPARIN` MY BRAIN TA`EGGS
I COULD KICK THAT SCREEN I`M SO DAMN MAD
BUT I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS
WELL I AIN`T GOT A POT TA`PISS IN
BUT I GOT ALOTTA POT TO SMOKE
AND IT AIN`T NO COINCIDENCE
THAT I`M LAYIN` HERE STONED AND BROKE

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