Escapin` from the unexplainable...runnin` from regret. Life is strange. Pet the cat. Flip the bird. Go live underneath a rock. It`s much safer.

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*UNDERNEATH A ROCK*


IT`S COLDER THAN A WITCH`S TITTY
IT`S COLDER THAN A WELL DIGGER`S ASS
STUBBED MY TOE ON A GREEN CRABAPPLE
TALK ABOUT`CHA SOUR MASH
THERE`S A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE LIFE
THAT WE JUST CAN`T EXPLAIN
THE DEVIL IS A`BEATIN` HIS PURTY WIFE
WHEN THE SUN SHINES IN THE RAIN

THERE`S A LEPRECHAUN IN THE GARDEN
PISSIN` ON A CABBAGE LEAF
THERE`S A THREE-LEGGED BEAGLE WITH A PINK LOLLIPOP
SWINGIN` FROM A DOGWOOD TREE
THERE`S A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE TOWN
WITH A NO GOOD FISHY SMELL
IF YA` GO TO CHURCH AND YA` PANTS FALL DOWN
BETTER GIT`CHU A BIBLE BELT

(C):
so grab everthang you cherish
stick it in a burlap bag
baseball cards and centerfolds
from your favorite dirty mag
git`chu a purty little lassie
and a fifth of fightin` cock
pet the cat and flip the bird
live underneath a rock

I SAW A MARTIAN IN THE JUNKYARD
DANCIN` ON A COUPE DEVILLE
A`SHAKIN` AND A`BANGIN` HIS CIRCULAR HEAD
LOOKIN` FOR ONE SQUARE MEAL
THERE`S A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE WORLD
THAT JUST DON`T MAKE NO SENSE
A PLATYPUS AND A FLYIN` SQUIRREL
I ENTER AS EVIDENCE

I SAW MY OWN REFLECTION
BUT THE ONLY THANG I SAW
WAS PALE WHITE SKIN AND HOLLOW EYES
THE GHOST OF NOTHIN` AT ALL
THERE`S A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE HOUSE
THAT REMIND ME OF THE PAST
THE JOKER`S LUCK HAS JUST RUN OUT
CAN YA HEAR HIS NERVOUS LAUGH