It ain`t bad luck, son...ya`just drink too damn much. Wake up and smell the vomit!

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*CAN`T WIN FER BOOZIN`*


STUMBLED ON THE COW PATH
FELL IN THE CREEK
AIN`T HAD A GOOD BATH
SINCE LAST WEEK
PICKIN` HER A PURTY ROSE
STUCK BY A THORN
DRINKIN` IN THE SILO
PUKIN` IN THE CORN

FOX IN THE CHICKEN HOUSE
FEATHERS GONNA FLY
SNAKE IN THE OUTHOUSE
FARMER GONNA DIE
FIGHTIN` WITH A SCARECROW
DIRTY RABBIT PUNCH
LAYIN` IN A MUDHOLE
DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK

(c):
no i can`t win fer boozin`
i`m drownin` in bad luck
it`s always monday mornin`
and there`s a pain inside my gut
there`s thirteen cockeyed roosters
and a black cat in the barn
no i can`t win fer boozin`
down here on the farm

SLEEPIN` IN THE PIG PEN
DROOLIN` IN THE SLOP
DREAMIN` BOUTA PORKSKIN
BARBECUED-N-HOT
PICKIN` HER A DAFFODIL
STUNG BY A BEE
SUCKIN` ON AN OLD MIL
PISSIN` ON A TREE

TEARS IN THE FARMHOUSE
WOMAN ALL ALONE
RATS IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
KNAWIN` ON A BONE
KNEELIN` ON THE FRONT PORCH
LOOKIN` FOR A SIGN
DANCIN` WITH A PITCHFORK
DRUNK AND BLIND