I ate a green brownie and I saw the Lord.

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Clarity through altered perception (i.e.- deep thought while stoned)

I ate a green brownie
And I saw the Pope
He was cleansing his spirit
With soap on a rope
He was at the colliseum
Watchin' lions eat kids
Takin' up for a bishop is a cardinal sin

I ate a green brownie
And I saw the Grinch
He was high fivin' Barney
On the low-water bridge
He was laughin' at the children
And bustin' balloons
Real life ain't no puppet or a Christmas cartoon.

I ate a green brownie
And I saw the ghosts
Of Malibu Barbie and G.I. Joe
The model had wrinkles
And the soldier was bald
The girl went to piecs
And the boy went A.W.O.L.

I ate a green brownie
And I saw the Lord
He was haulin' Ponchius Pilate
In a flat-bed Ford
He was long in the tooth
And short on luck
Had a bloody bumper sticker
Sayin' "Mean People Suck"