The spam email, celebrated in song!

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You know there was once a time where ANY commercial advertising on the intertubes was frowned upon? Hard to believe, I know. But unintentionally hilarious. There's video footage of this number at ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=GCQKDU7UyF

A lovely Nigerian fellow
Wrote just the other day
To ask for the use of my bank account
To stash his ill gotten gains
And I, being young and impulsive
Said sure, here's my number, have fun
And trusted the magical Internet
Sure it was good what I'd done

Now my bank account's packed with Nigerian gold
I own seven cars and a yacht
So thank you, magical Internet
For all of the wealth that I got.

A lovely Ukrainian lady
Wrote just the other day
She said she was lonely and wanted to marry
Someone from far away
Well, thanks to the Civil Union laws,
It seemed quite a plausible dare
So I trusted the magical Internet
And I sent her some bucks for the fare

So now the most beautiful girl in Kiev
Does all of my cooking and cleaning
Oh, thank you, magical Internet
For giving my life true meaning.

I got a penis extension
They wrote just the other day
They promised twelve inches of rock hard erection
Oh, what will your girlfriend say?
Considering I was a woman before
I was skeptical right to the end
But thanks to the magical Internet
I have a new best friend

Now I have a wanger that's truly fantastic
Though I get funny looks on the street
Oh thank you, magical Internet
For making my life complete.