Little rockabilly number about life in a more hedonistic time, when anything you caught could be cured. Ahhh yes, I remember it well! ;-)

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Thinkin' back on my time in Missouri living in, oh yeah really, a trailer park. Trailer park life in the 80's was kinda fun. Lots of loose women willing to make a man smile 100 different ways. Well now this one young woman that lived in my trailor for a while totalled my '75 Trans Am while drunk, messed around (not that I wasn't too), and eventually I had to call her brother and dad to come get her because she tried to stab me with a toothbrush when I told her it was time for her to leave. She was a total babe and kinky to boot, what a shame. Demon Rum!

Breakfast in Bed Thomas Inglis

Well I want you to know before you put me down
I always knew you was runnin’ the town
I never loved you just addicted I guess
Now I won’t be around to clean up your mess
You thought you played me for a fool
But I used you like a tool
And now I won’t be there to give you
Breakfast in Bed

When I was out workin’ to bring home the bed
You had someone else up in my bed
We had our fun let me show you the door
Life is too short to spend with a whore
You thought you played me for a fool
But I used you like a tool
And now I won’t be there to give you
Breakfast in Bed

Eggs and bacon toast and home fries
Served up sweet with a side of your lies
Well I did your cousin and your best friend too
Cheatin’ ain’t something exclusive to you
You thought you played me for a fool
But I used you like a tool
And now I won’t be there to give you
Breakfast in Bed

You thought you played me for a fool
But I used you like a tool
And now I won’t be there to give you
Breakfast in Bed