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I was motivated by several dumb topics on the National Novel Writing Month forums.

I got on the forums this morning
most of them were dull and boring
There was this topic called “Jeff”
I clicked on it cuz I got nothin’ left
Some people puttin’ posts about cousins
cleaning, J and F by the dozens
I couldn’t really understand it

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

So then I made a topic called “Jack”
Insults were piling in, hey cut me some slack!
People sayin’ I was shallow all over the place
I kept on responding to it by saying “your face”
Then they went off topic about “Photoshop 8.0"
Seriously how much do these guys need to know?

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

Toidi na si gnildnil tea.

Then I made Dumb Topics numbers 1, 2 and 3
People hated me cause they thought I was mean
Again they got off topic and started to talk about PSPs
other people trying to make it illegal to cut down trees
Everyone is posting all kinds of stupid stuff
I logged out cuz I just have plain had enough!

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!