What happens when you mix a warped imagination with 2 guitars and a drum machine...

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Arron and myself recorded for a day. This is the end result.

Heading out to town with a raunchy leprachaun
He gambles on the horses and he plays the violin
If anyone could see his deeds they'd hit him with a shoe

I lost it
I found it
I found my bacon roll
Hey!

I have a lovely sandwich and a fairy-man it's true
I swear to God there's not a single unicorn like you
If your horn impales me I will chop up your canoe

I lost it
I found it
I found my bacon roll
Zap!

My parrot's got a stopwatch and he times us making bread
It's kinda funny all those silly thoughts going through his head
We now come closer to the case and point in hand
Is it all the excess yeast that makes our bread so bland?

Fairytales and saddened whales, they turn my heart so blue
I'm terrified, I'm petrified at what you try to do

Bacon back, bacon back...

Forsaken pool of nitrate suffering
I hark bitterly at the *grunt incoherently*
Prolonging the moisture content
I think I'd like a canary!

I floundered and I stuttered and I put up the rate of rent
I captured the nice sunset with my keen artistic bent
I seesawed with the monkey and I battled with a troll
All this I did and more all for my blessed bacon roll!