The WILD GIRL you just so happen to introduce to your momma. You know the truth would be more than your mother could bare, so your hedge the truth just a little bit.

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The WILD GIRL you just so happen to introduce to your momma. You know the truth would be more than your mother could bare, so your hedge the truth just a little bit.

Verse 1

Today’s the day you meet my momma

She’s looking forward to meeting you

When we get there, I’ll do the talking

Not everything she’s heard about you is true.

Just remember, if momma asks you

You helped the blind and the homeless back home

And in you spare time working on your novel

Proceeds to go repair the O-zone.

Chorus

Cause Momma don’t like girls with tattoos on her neck

Or any hidden place she ain’t seen yet

Momma don’t like girls who dye their hair blonde

Or drive around in pick-up trucks with leather boots on

Verse 2

Gonna have to tell her your dad’s a millionaire
I might have let that slip in a lie somewhere
Momma don’t like “g” strings unless their on guitars
So the less we talk bout yours better off we are.

If momma asks you about your awards
She’s talkin’ bout your peace work not the ones from the bars
Don’t get me wrong my momma will love you
As long as we don’t tell momma the truth cause…

Repeat Chorus
(then)
Momma don’t like girls who scratch her son’s back
Or has a tattoo at the top of her crack
Momma don’t like girls who dance around poles
So its ok if a few lies get told

Yeah its ok if a few lies…..get told…