This is a song about stalking Melissa Etheridge. Not that any of us has ever done it. The lyrics contain references to several of her songs, weaved ever so cleverly into the song story.

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Bad Dog, our keyboard player has strange ideas. He wanted to write a song about Melissa Etheridge, so he wrote this one.

Verse
Eb Ab Cmi Eb
Your Honor I would like to plead not guilty
Eb Ab Ab Bb
Yes its true I parked outside her yard
Eb Ab Cmi Eb
But she told me in so many ways she loved me
Ab Bb Eb
I never knew that love could be this hard

Chorus
Gmi Ab
I’m in love with sweet Melissa
F Bb Cmi
She’s blonde and buff and plays a mean guitar
Gmi Ab
I’m in love with sweet Melissa
F Bb F
I listen to her love poems in my car

Additional Verses
She sang to me to come right to her window
So I’m sure that even you can see
How it is Melissa really loves me
She told me that she burned with love for me

I was waiting in her yard to bring her water
I want to be her special somebody
Her voice is sweet and true just like a fairy
When she sings she brings me to my knees

If she wanted to she’d make me lucky
She’d dance with me on a Saturday night
The angels would fall down upon her forehead
She needs to know that this is not goodbye

Others might call my actions stalking
Preying on a sweet celebrity
I’m confident that she really loves me
I want to be her loving refugee