Phillips Head defines the perfect woman.

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A little sexist but what the heck.

Beer-Chuggin’ Barbie Doll

I’m looking for a girl
That has no intention other than to please me
A girl so beautiful the thought of her will tease me
Without that constant whining hunger for attention
She doesn’t even need to have a brain for my affection
Somewhere there’s got to be
A beer-chuggin’ barbie doll for me
Somewhere there’s got to be
A do-nothin’ beer-chuggin’ barbie doll for me
Does she come in a box
That I can put her in when I don’t need her
She likes to party and remembers what I teach her
She looks good in anything with her dimensions
She doesn’t even need to watch her weight or her complexion
I can do anything she doesn’t say a word
She’s always right there when I call
I know I’d never hurt her but if I ever did
I could get a new one at the mall