Everybody loves tits

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The world needed a good song about tits

I LOVE TITS



V. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BABY, I SUCKED ON MY MAMA’S BREAST
HEY, WHEN YOU’RE SIX WEEKS OLD, THAT’S AS GOOD AS IT GETS
BUT I DON’T DO THAT KINKY THING ANYMORE
YOU SEE, MAMA CUT ME OFF, WHEN I TURNED THIRTY-FOUR

CHORUS I LOVE TITS, I LOVE TITS
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF ITS
CALL ME A CHAUVINIST PIG
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, I LOVE TITS

V. OLD FARMER BROWN HAD A THING FOR BESSIE THE COW
SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME IN THE BARN WITH THAT GAL
HE TOLD HIS WIFE, HONEY, YOUR TITS ARE GREAT
BUT YOU’VE ONLY GOT TWO, AND BESSIE, SHE’S GOT EIGHT

CHORUS

V. LET’S FACE IT FOLKS, TITS ARE FUN
I THINK EVERYBODY OUGHTA HAVE ONE
EROTICALLY SPEAKING, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS
GOD MADE THOSE HOLY HOOTERS, AND I LOVE TITS


© 2005 Classic Panasuk Music (BMI)