The ultimate 'my daddy is meaner than your daddy' tale.......done in a over the top fun country comedy song

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was thinking about all the " my daddy is meaner than your daddy" stories I heard as a kid and adult

Just Too Mean To Die
COPYRIGHT 2009 YEAGER-DAVID



Verse 1

Some Folks Say I'm A Son Of A Gun
But I Aint The Really Evil One
It's My Daddy Who Is Mean As Nails
So Listen Up-I'll Tell You His Tale

Verse 2

All Have Tried And All Have Failed
He's Been Shot And Been Impaled
Whiskey's Already Done a Liver Fry
But Dear Old Dad's Just Too Mean To Die

Chorus

Come Thunder And Lightnin
He Strolls On Through
Like It Was The Mornin Dew
Grizzly Bear Tried To Eat Him For Lunch
Well He Found Out Dad Got-Quite A Punch

Bridge

Been Run Over-Clubbed And Choked
Yeah-But He's Still Breathin
When You Poke
He Just Laughs As Others Cry
Cause He's Just Too Mean To Die

Verse 3

They're Always Plottin-Whatever It Takes
To Do In Dear Old-DaddyCakes
He Just Laughs As Others Cry
Because He's Just Too Mean To Die

Verse 4

He'll Outlive Me And You As Well
He's Got His Enemies Piling Up In Hell
But When They Finally Thought He Was Coming Through
He Slipped The Devil An IOU


Repeat Chorus