The first time I herd an advertisement selling Identity Insurance I wrote this song to denote that it may be the DEVIL behind the schrade...lol

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The first time I herd an advertisement selling Identity Insurance I wrote this song to denote that it may be the DEVIL behind the schrade...lol

Identity Scheme
Am/G/AniIG-Intro
Am E
I’ve got a great idea, a business venture test
G Am
It’s all about the timing, indusiry be blessed.
Am F
Foundations laid, paranoia strong
o Am
People woity about everything, even Wit’s wrong.
Am U
Chorus- God I’m so excited, I could almost pop.
o Am
Everybody’s paranoid, from the bottom to the top.
Am (1
Just tell me what’d be better than an insurance scheme. Am
Connecting their identity and personal esteem.
Am E
We can charge a fee, to guarantee they are them,
U Am
Then a big commission, boy what a gem.
Am (1
They think they’ll have to have it, cause stories in the news.
F E
Joe Blow’s lost his credit card, now he sings the blues.
Am E
When we mark their money, to see if ft’s real
U Am
That will be the last straw, before it is revealed.
Am 0
Names we get replaced without corporate seal.
F E
Some 6’s added here and there, it’s the bosses deal Chorus - awün