The debut song for my CD, 'The King of Christmas Crunk.

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In the history of Christmas, no one ever left a cookie for an elf. Who does all the work?? Who feeds the reindeer and cleans up after them?? Is it too much to ask for a cookie?? "When they finished, sitting, feeling good about themselves, they couldn't, have did it, w/o magic from elves."

When Santa, was a, little boy,
He didn't have himself no toys.
He didn't have anything to play around,
But he didn't, let it, get him down.
He always stayed positive because,
He knew he was marrying Mrs. Claus.
And there, together, they made magic appear,
Then Santa got 8 tiny reindeer.
On Donner, on Blitzen, on Boinker and Bo,
Leading off with Rudolph, and his big red nose.
Trav-el-ing all 'round the world,
Giving presents to little boys and girls.
And when they finished, sitting, feeling good about themselves,
They couldn't, have did it, w/o magic from elves.