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For all the Fox News Network talking heads

"I Blame Clinton"
(L.J. Montgomery)

(v. 1)
Well Osama ain’t been found
Iraq casualties abound
And I blame Clinton

That ol’ deficits a mess
Coulter wears that same old dress
Well I blame Clinton

Foley’s pedophile emails
Abrahamoff goin’ to jail
Blame it on Clinton

(v.2)
North Korea’s got a nuke
Mid-terms look like a rebuke
And I blame Clinton

There’s a bird flu on the loose
And Limbaugh’s had some drug abuse
But I blame Clinton

If there’s a brush fire or a quake
Or I have a stomach ache
Then I blame Clinton

(instrumental verse)

(V.3)
Now the Taliban returns
And global warning’s a concern
So I blame Clinton

Halliburton got the dough
No bid contracts don’t ya know
But I blame Clinton

It’s been five years since he’s gone
but everything that has gone wrong
Well I blame Clinton

(©2006 by L.J. Montgomery)