A song about winter in Michigan and dreaming of the Bahamas

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It is freaking cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter Sucks

Words & Music - Charles MacConnach

Verse 1

Well the sun never shines
The wind always blows
Stuck here in Michigan up to my ass in snow
40 days
till I feel that island sun
I'm gonna jump on a jet plane
and make that Bahama run.

Verse 2

People say snow can be pretty
And snow can be nice
Some people spend the winter fishing through the ice
Some go skiing
Sliding down a big white hill
But I don't like the winter
And I guess I never will.

Chorus

Winter sucks
Winter sucks you know it's true
Winter sucks
In the northern latitudes
And there's nothing you can do.

Verse 3

My car is stuck in the driveway
My snowblower is dead
The wind chill killed my neighbor it was a heart attack they said
Too cheap to pay
The kid next door to clean his drive
If he had just moved to Florida
He'd probably still be alive

Chorus

Winter sucks
Winter sucks you know it's true
Winter sucks
In the northern latitudes
And there's nothing you can do.

Verse 4

You know the trees are all bare
It's twenty below
I'm dressed in my Hawaiian shirt
Drinking rum drinks in the snow
Drunk again
Pina Coladas got me flying
If I don't get to the Bahamas
I know i'll lose my mind.

Chorus

Winter sucks
Winter sucks you know it's true
Winter sucks
In the northern latitudes
And there's nothing you can do.