I'd be the coolest cat in Forest Lawn.

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The band:

Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar

Daria McBee: Background vocals

Lee Fortune: Bass guitar, keyboards

Terry McIntyre: Percussion

If they found me dead
Dead and gone
My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done
I'd be in a better place, a peaceful smile upon my face
My clammy fingers wrapped around the gun

If they found me dead
As a lox
And on my plate a burger from Jack-In-The-Box
Who would go to work at 8
And do that stupid job I hate
And wear the toes out of my socks
If they found me dead
As a lox?

If they found me dead
Stiff as wood
But really, lookin' for a dead guy
Prety good
In my dear, departed state
I'd be forever celibate
I woulda got a lot more
If I could

If they found me dead
Dead and gone
My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done
I made a lotta crummy plans
But now I wouldn't give a damn
The coolest cat in Forest Lawn
If they found me dead
Dead and gone!