A 3:00AM one off about male futility

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Kenny Leal (bass)and I (guitar/vocal)were in the process of painstakingly rerecording previously uploaded material that has incurred the disdain of many SC peers for being slipshod and poorly recorded- We tossed this beauty off just for the glee of uploading it and brandishing it in the hallowed corridors of the critics corner.

Piss On Your Shoes

Well I spent all my time and money paying those lover boy dues
But you never gave a damn so now I thought of something new
Next time we meet, I’m going to piss all over your shoes

Girl you’re a delicate creature and I know you easily bruise
But you ought to know by now I’d never lay a finger on you
I’m just gonna walk right up and piss all over your shoes

Chorus

Whip it out and let it flow
That’s what I’m gonna do
Little red rover gonna come on over
And piss on the classiest part of you
Yeah piss all over those shoes

BREAK

REPEAT CH

Once upon a time invisible me fell in love with omnipotent you
Then I guess little Bo Peep got bored and left this little boy blue
What can a poor boy do ‘cept piss all over your shoes

Last week we were at the same party so I said “how do you do”
Then you stood there acting like I was someone you barely knew
Bet you’ll never forget the guy who pissed all over your shoes

Begin with first verse of Dead Flowers end with chorus
Except change “roses on your grave w/piss all over…”