truely cathardic anti-printer rage. i had to vent. i feel better.

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my printer hasn't worked since the last 2 times i reformated, and twice recently i've declared 'i will get this to work TODAY', and haven't. the last time i did that, 4 hours later i resorted to swearing at it. so i wrote this song to blow off some steam. i wrote, recorded, mixed and mastered this song in about 45 minutes, which has to be some kind of record. so if you're ever really pissed at your printer, crank this song up and you'll feel better. it even helps with rage against other inanimate objects (espically if you sing their name instead).

my stupid f***ing printer will never f***ing work
iv'e installed it 6 times hp's a f***ing jerk
the windows trouble shooter is a worthless piece of shit
spent an hour clicking in circles f*** it

i hate my printer
my shitty f***ing printer
i hate my printer
f*** HP

this stupid f***ing software sucks my hary white balls
of all the shitty drivers these are the worst of all
i have a different driver on every single port
and nothing f***ing works so here's my retort:

i hate my printer
my shitty f***ing printer
i hate my printer
f*** HP

i remember a time when my printer worked
all the drivers worked fine and i could print things
but now that time is gone, and i need to move on
and get someone who knows what the're doing to fix it

or throw the worthless sh*** out the f***ing window
and find another one that dons't f***ing blow
kick it, smash it, hit it, break it, throw it down the f***ing stair
i just need to print my homework i'm pulling out my f***ing hair