My ten cents woth on the Cane Toad problem in A minor. Graham

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Kill A Cane Toad Today
Copyright © Graham Henderson APRA 2008

Cane toads are coming, spreading across the land.
Cane toads are something, we need to keep in hand.
They’re the scourge of Queensland, and New South Wales.
And now they’re heading west, so let’s bust some cane toad tails.
Chorus
Kill a cane toad today, catch them where you can.
Kill a cane toad today, be part of the plan.
To do away with Cane toads, hear what I say.
Do something for Australia, kill a cane toad today.

A golf club or a polo stick, is sure to do the trick.
But any sort of waddy or the handle of a pick.
Will splatter them to kingdom come, effectively
Kill a cane toad today. and make them history.
Chorus
Kill a cane toad today, catch them where you can.
Kill a cane toad today, be part of the plan.
To do away with Cane toads, hear what I say.
Do something for Australia, kill a cane toad today.
Instrumental
I know there’s some among us, who think it may be cruel.
But the flyswat was what China used as its major tool.
In getting rid of the flies, and that worked very well.
So get yourself a waddy, and give cane toads bloody hell.
Chorus
Kill a cane toad today, catch them where you can.
Kill a cane toad today, be part of the plan.
To do away with Cane toads, hear what I say.
Do something for Australia, kill a cane toad today.