About the University of Florida student who said too much, too tactlessly to John Kerry, and got tased for his efforts.

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Dumb kid gets tasered. I love Led Zeppelin. Perfect melding of the two... except for my singing. Two out of three ain't bad.

Was tased and confused, now it's up on YouTube
Ask the hard questions - they don't know what to do
Lots of people talking, search for this quote
Voice from a student screaming "Don't Tase Me, Bro!"

His words were subdued: pulled the plug on his mic
And the whole scene's crazy as the thought police strike
He may be crazy, but not I-rain-ee-in
Cops are tazer happy - they did it again

What you say can travel far - but in the age of today
Never talk of "blow jobs" - or they'll take away
'least you had your moment, in that aud-i-tor-i-um
Then you went crazy - that seemed, kinda, dumb!

(so you) were tased for your views, now it's up on YouTube
Ask the hard questions - on the blogs and the news
Lots of people talking, but all search for a quote
Voice from a student screaming, please, "Don't Tase Me, Bro!"