Some of this came from the Mr. Mister misheard lyrics archives. This song was more overplayed (and misheard) than truly awful, but it still gets skewered.

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This was the first song to be recorded by Below Average Dave that Red Ant wrote. . .it should only be the first of many to come.

[intro]

Words we - don't understand
So we can't sing along
With tunes from this band....


Sometimes - lines don't come out - *mmrph* clear!
But still I - play it all by ear
I eat you slow?.....
Is....that....so.......?

Take - this broken song
And throw it far away or learn to sing it please!
And we hear - the lyrics wrong
Like "book of Buffalo Bill will let us in
Jake - he's broken wind...."

Maybe - I'll sing it twice
Turn a 2 minute song
Into 5!

ooh......

Maybe... - that's all we know
That you haven't the flesh
And blood that makes me old......
Is that so....

So take - this broken song
And throw it far away before our eardrums seize!
'cause it's clear - it just goes on
And sounds confused he's got Ms-sues! - and I'm not wrong
Yeah yeah.....

Lettuce sin.............

[somewhat of a solo here]

Lettuce sin.............

Lazy - well maybe so
Writer's block is my guess
Repeat lines 'til they're old
Yeah yeah yeah...

Blab blab....

So take - this broken song
Don't play it once again - make it rest in peace!
Because it's clear - it just goes on
And sounds confused, and well this tune - is wearing long
Slay.... this broken song
It's got to burn and fry, turn it to a parody
Because it's clear - it just goes on
And sounds confused, and well this tune I croon is wearing long
Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Ugh!......

[outro]