Oh yes Ladies and Gentlemen! Nige and Trev feel that it's very important to keep a diary. Here is a rambling 9 minute example of a typical boring Monday in sunny downtown Oxford-on-Sea. Heavens above! Ooh Matron!

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FRANK FISH: Vocals, voices.
MICK CLACK: Guitars, bass, keyboards, percussion, obsessive computer editing.
DALE MARSHALL: Drums.
ROSE KEMP: Backing vocal sample.

Monday, dear Diary what a day
What a day
Alright...those cows
tell 'em to keep 'em moving
keep 'em moving
Johnny is a Buddhist
Johnny is a Hindu
Johnny jumped through
the bathroom window
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
Be-bop kaloobie
But she's totally unaware
She's totally unaware
that he left a note
on the sideboard
But she's totally unaware
She's totally unaware
Who's there boo-beah?
What a day
Eeh-aww
Eeh-aww rock
What a day
Rock
C'mon everybody
All together everybody
Keep 'em moving Nallum
tell 'em to keep 'em moving
Moving
tell 'em to keep 'em moving
Moving
What a day
Why don't we paint the river blue?
Yeah...arh arh
Those cows
tell 'em to keep 'em moving
Keep 'em moving Nallum
tell 'em to keep 'em moving
Her rods are on her shoulder
She's marching to the resovoir
She's got a green umbrella
Susie and Mary

Er..hello there
I've got some news for you
Yes some really good news
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Why...I..all gonna die
We're all gonna Dyer
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
We're all gonna live forever
For ever
For ever
We're all going to live

Welcome to Clarey's Jazz night...

Prunella by the way is Jasper's dumpy,
Chain-smoking, ex-army half-sister who shares...
...Who job shares with Kay as Tom's horn-rimmed,
Nail-filing secretary on Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays and spends the rest of the week sat at
her 0% interest finance Dell computer
writing a steamy, semi-autobiographical novel...
...eeh-aww...
entitled 'The Police barged in and I struggled with mice'.
'The Police barged in and I struggled with mice'
Monday...dear Diary what a day!


Lyrics copyright 2007 Mick Clack/Frank Fish