Essential poetic Nige & Trev rant with Perry Smith's gratuitous answerphone swearing over a Funky little wah-wah peppered beat. 'The unbelievable spectacle' also features FF on vocals, MC on guitar & bass Paul Gibbon's backing vocals

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A bluey-tinged-yet-yellowy-round-the-edge horror story persists in Cutteslowe, north Oxford, about the area's infamous two-dimensional Centaur farm. In the 1930s the city council built 300 rickety wattle and daub hovels alongside the golden, diamond-encrusted, middle class palaces that lined the banks of the fertile River Cherwell. The outraged Half-man-half-horse, ermine robed, plum-in-pious-gob residents immediately responded by building a giant wall from their own steaming wee and dung, dividing themselves from the new ‘Eyrezzee boiuy’ council slum. This imposing stinking screen of filth came down in 1957, but today you can still see the 150 foot high painting of a baby donkey on the roof of number ## Aldrich Road, a bitter reminder of class battle between N.I.G.E. (Nobs,Intellectuals,Ghosts & Eyrezzee-haters) and T.R.E.V. (Trapped Rats are Eyrezzee’s Vermin) The sprawling grey council estate is still there - a single shining Centaur's hoof amidst a pack of escaped wolves from Kidlington Zoo.. Time to interrupt the teaching...over to you Perry:

Don't interrupt your teaching young man
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
And listen with the young boys
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Do you know what I mean?
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
The unbelievable spectacle.
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Do you know what I mean? Ehhh?
I should be obliged madam, if, would you mind seeing me at some more convenient time?
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Do you know what I mean?
Oh b*** ! Oh Bless You!
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Do you know what I mean? Ehhh?
I haven't come here to see you young man.
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Don't mind me.
Anyway I'm off me f***in' 'ead man!
Do you know what I mean? Ehhh?
For a minute or two Bligh's Aunt set quietly
For a minute or two Bly's ant sat quietly
For a minute Bligh's Aunt set quietly...for a minute or two...
And unwrapping one popped it in her mouth and began noisily suckin' it!
Suckin' it! Suckin' it! Suckin' it!Suckin' it!
Pained glance...paper on the floor...
Suckin' it!...in 'er house...don't interrupt your teaching young man...don't mind me.