A triumphant foot stompin' whistling song first recorded by legendary aquatic psychedelic rock pranksters FRANK FISH AND THE FINS in 1985

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Nige and Trev (aka Frank Fish & Mick 'Stickle' Clack) stray away from their usual unnerving soup obsessed, 'naked-dalek-nightmare' style to tackle this toe-tappin' FF and the Fs classic. IS it 'alternative country'? Hmmm...Nige and Trev's long suffering neighbours wish they'd move to an alternative country as soon as possible and take those lurchers with them!

Hoi hoi hoi hoi...
Now cows have hooves and dogs have paws
and snooker tables have snooker balls
and fish have fins that how they swim
And if you didn't know that you must be dim
In a blue lagoon I see the water move
Is it a paw could it be a hoof?
No it's a fin zipping thru' the sea
and it has a strange effect on me
Oh, the Living World of Sea Creatures
Makes Me want to Whistle
Now cows have calves and dogs have pups
and snooker champions win snooker cups
And fish lay eggs in the ocean
and whistling is a lot of fun
So whistle!