Welcome to Nashville...Where the Buckle of the Bible Belt's Come Undone

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This little ditty is inspired by the one and only "gentlemen's club" in Nashville that sits smack dab inside a previous "glory to jesus" club

Welcome to Nashville
Where the buckle of the bible belt’s come undone
You can find some coochie
And some salvation

Under one roof, just off twelth
You can find everything
Lap dances, Two for One
With the King of Kings

Save your dollar bills for the altar plate and the g-string
Cause gawking without tipping is a sacrilegious thing
Writhing and tithing, gyrating and genufluxing
I’ve never seen a prophet look so lithe and buxom

Strippers!!! In the House of the Lord!!!!

Snorting coke with the Holy Ghost, white pearls and incense too
The ladies speaking in tongues to the beats of Motley Crue
Hands waving in the air as we sing amazing grace
But you’ll find yourself tossed to hell if you touch the special place
With cooties on the altar, My faith will never falter
And like the Lord did Lot’s wife…
I’d like to salt her!