Little Punk Ditty about being locked in prison with our VP and all his little buddies

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I might fondle the tits of paul wolfowitz
But I won't be Dick Cheney's bi***

I might bend over for Carl Rove
But I won't be Dick Cheney's bi***

The Bushies screwed me on the outside
and now that they've got their due
they want to make it physical
and screw me in the shower too

I might cop a bum feel from Donald Rumsfield
but I won't be Dick Cheney's bi***

I might take it in the pooter from the man they call Scooter
But I won't be Dick Cheney's bi***

In a surreal world where crime doesn't pay
The big boys are finally put away
The oil men are coming-no pun intended
You better watch it boys or we'll all get rear-ended


I don't wanna be a whore for cigarettes and hooch
I don't wanna be a whore for cigarettes and hooch
I don't wanna be a whore for cigarettes and hooch
I don't wanna be a whore for cigarettes and hooch
I want True Love

A tryst with Scott Mclellen aint too bad for this felon
But I won't be Dick Cheney's bi***

I want to have a little pride when I'm back on the outside
So I won't Be Dick Cheney's bi***

I want to think that when I'm engorged
I'm staring at the back of King George
And if I'm feeling especially sassy
I'll be thinking about his daddy

And maybe his momma too ............................................


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