Jazzy Punk riff for everyone who's ever had their heart broken by a crack ho

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Just Hal (our recently departed drummer) was head over heels in love with a gal that left the rocker for the rock. Next thing you know damn near everything he owned was at the pawn shop and his gal was back on the street.

Where’d my sh*** go?
It’s not where you left it - No No No

Where’d my girl go?
She ain't where you left her, No No No,

I told you boy you better steer clear of the girls that like that crack
They'll take everything you ever had and slip right out the back
And they'll be gone

Where’d my sh*** go?
It’s not where you left it - No No No

Where’d my girl go?
She ain't where you left her, No No No,

You want to find that girl and bring her back and all the sh*** she took from you
But the girl's down on Dickerson Pike and your shit's on Charlotte Avenue
and there both half-off


Down at the thrift store, you can buy my britches and memories
Down at the thrift store you can take a little piece of me
It's all down there and it's all for sale but buyer beware
Lovin' a Crack whore sure ain't easy
when she's hocking your underwear

She left me with nothing but a crack pipe
Crack pipe
Oh, crack pipe