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Katastrofik vs JollyJay

Instrumental #1: Group Home - Express (Instrumental)

I Know Your Stressing This Battle, That's Why Your Missing Work
But You Won't Recieve Any Payments, Don't Go Berserk
Your Lyrics Are Half Assed, Like Women Partially Lifting Skirts
Only Thing You'll Win In This Tourny Is An Affliction Shirt

Nobodies Known To Pick Up The Phone, If Jolly Calls
Your Getting Smacked Over The Net, Like Volleyballs
I Know Your Seeking Profit, But You Need To Stop It
Your Album Wouldn't Launch, If It Was A North Korean Rocket

Your Interview With SwitCh Embarrassed Itself
Cause Your Not A Battle Rapper And You Said It Yourself
Say Your Prayers, I'ma Send You To Heaven
I'ma Split You Apart, Like When Your Parents Divorced, When You Were Just Eleven

Headed In The Wrong Direction
If You Drove In A Car, You'd Hit The Polls, Like Your Voting In Elections
Your Scared To Battle Me With Aggression
He's A Dick On The Streets, Without A Condom, So I Guess That Means He Needs Protection

Your A Gay Slippin, Cause You Stay Trippin
This Fags Getting Smoked, Like A Cigarette In Great Britian
Nobody Heard This Coward, Get This Herb Devoured
Knock Your Lights Out, Across The Planet, Like Earth Hour

Searching For A Master Gimmick
The Only Reason Your Ahead Of Your Time, Is Cause Your Audio's Are Passed The Limit
Microphones Are Pissed And Vexed
He Dips His Fingers In Glue To Type Lyrics, That's A Sign You Should Stick To Text

Take A Breathe, Noones Hype From Your Calm Raps
JollyJay's Spaced Out Like His Moms Gaps
Smiling When I Bomb Cats
Cause You Couldn't Have Your Eyes On The Prize, If You Won A Pair Of Contacts

Your Life, I'm Still Taking
Quit Rapping And Make Me A Music Video Cause Your Passion Is Film Making
Selling Drugs On The Net, That Would Be Smarter
But You Couldn't Be A Web Slinger, If Your Name Was Peter Parker

All Of Your Words Fake
Cause Your Music Wouldn't Be Groundbreaking, If It Sounded Like An Earthquake
My Knife's Tearing His Spleen, I'm Not Fair And I'm Mean
Like Horror Films, You'll Be Scared On The Scene

Of All The Battlers You Seem The Worse
I'ma Demolish You, And Murder Loose Logic If Jayo Doesn't Beat Him First
He's Got A BB Gun, With The Intent To Shoot Me
Your Rhymes Are Low Budget, Like An Independant Movie

Instrumental #2: Demigodz - Clown Class (Instrumental)

Jolly Used To Act Jamaican, People Fussed At Times
Then He Cut His Dreds Off Like Busta Rhymes
He Read A Letter That The Doctor Had Wrote
You've Got HIV, And That's Your Meaning Of A Positive Note?

He's A Geek, I'ma Ruthless Dude, Got Him Breathing Through A Tube
JollyJay's An Overrall Square Like A Rubics Cube
I'm The Teacher, So I Doubt That You Can Stop Me, Stupid
You Should Bow Down To The Master, Like A Karate Student

I Can't Stand This Man, I'ma Terrorize Your Plan
Murder Jay, Like The Taliban In Afghanistan
Dressing Like A Shemale Lame
Your Na1mes Jamie Siedl Curtis, Ain't Jamie A Female Name?

Your Representing For The Fakest Emcees
Your Music Wouldn't Spread Around The World, Being A Contagious Disease
He's A Bird, Tell Me Where The Nest Is
Your Punchlines Are Like Letters Without Stamps, Cause We Never Get The Message

Your Premature With Your Rhymes, You Ain't Commiting No Crimes
My Bars Surround Him Like A Thief That's Confined
Do You Know What You Resemble At Times?
An Off Beat Tap Dancer, Your Always A Step Behind

Your Not A Threat, Like A Gang Full Of Nerds
When You Post Your Lyrics, You Forget To Spit Some Of The Words
Your Thoughts Racing When It's Part Of Communion
JollyJay Stays Rushin, Like Members Of The Soviet Union

Your Chances Of Winning Are Shorter Boy, Jolly This Is Slaughter Boy
If You Love H2o, Then Your The Waterboy
All You Do Is Plot And Scheme, Jolly Needs To Stop The Dream
Your Rhymes More Fruity Than A Las Vegas Slot Machine

Last Round You Said That You Would Leave A Black Buried
But If You Said It In My Hood, You'd Act Worried
This Racist Can't Face This Hardly
Your The Type To Invite The Whole Ku Klux Klan, To A Nazi Party

I'll Embarrasse Your Image
JollyJay's Offsides, Like Starting Early On The Line Of Scrimmage
Your Lyrics? I Start To Puke When I Hear It
Nobody Feels Jolly, Like Homeless Kids Without Christmas Spirit

Your Not A Hustler, Abusing The Odor
Cause The Only Time You Ever Push Coke, Is Refusing A Soda
And You Say You Move Weight On The Streets, That Ain't Concerning Me
The Only Pounds You Holding Is United Kingdom Currency