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New Year Jumpoff - Finals vs ProFane & Sumreyez
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Mon Mar 02, 2009
HipHop : Battles/Disses
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Katastrofik - New Year Jumpoff - Final Round vs ProFane & Sumreyez

Profane - 2 verses

So You've Never Been In Finals Before?
You Won't Get Played In The Club, Cause He's Never Been On Vinyls Before
If Your Music Had Potential, We'd Spin Some
Couldn't Spread The Illness, With Aquired Immune Deficency Syndrome

Because Your Not Sexually Active
Swallow Radium On Air, You Still Won't Be Radioactive
If ProFane Performed Live, Heading Towards The Median
The Whole Crowd Would Laugh At This Kat, Like A Comedian

His Real Name Is Dre, But He's Not A Doctor
I'll Treat Him Like A Textbook, And Stuff Him In A Locker
Denying All The Lines That You Stole, Like Most Biters
Your Rhymes Need Assistance, Like Artists Looking For Ghostwriters

Your A Professional For Suckin Dicks Hollow
Suffering From Dysfagia, He Wish That He Could Swallow
Your Fams Full Of Lying Faggots
Your Myspace Couldn't Get Triple Plays If You Ordered The Verizon Package

He's Suicidal, Stab Yourself When Your Bored
Spit A Verse And Choke Yourself With A Microphone Cord
You Wanna Be Left, Dead Alone, Fine
I'll Leave Him Hangin Like A Pair Of Old Shoes On A Telephone Line

And I'm Ending Your Career, So Call It Early Retirement
I'm Killing Profane Slow, Like The Planets Environment..
He's Outta Energy, Your Prolly Running Low On Chakra
He's Going Through More Drama Than Soap Operas

Embarrased Of His Image, Like Photos From Paparazzi
You Couldn't Kill Me, Risking Your Life, Like Kamakaze
Selling Drugs When You Appear To Kids?
You Couldn't Move Bricks, As An Egyptian Laborer Building Pyramids

Your The Worse In The Universe, You Should Disappear/
Hip Hop Is Not In Your Future, I Think It's Crystal Clear/
Profane Couldn't Get Employment As A Volunteer/

Sumreyez - 2 Verses

Not Really, You Would Be Suprised, When It Comes To Sumreyez
Niggas Cheatin' On Her, She Still F***in With Dumber Guys
It'll Happen, No Matter What Faith He Is
You Can't Find A Faithful Man, If You Keep Dating Atheists

You Can't Stack Cheese, Unless Your Making A Sandwich
Nobody Has Ever Noticed You, I Think You Should Vanish
This Kid Is Lost Like Gretel And Hansel
And She Has The Highest No Show Rating, Since Girlicious Got Cancelled

Take A Shower, You Smell
They Say That Big Girls Don't Cry, But Sumreyez Is Skinny As Hell
She's Not Difficuly To Take On
Your Young Enough To Be Jailbait, Cause Your A Konvict Like Akon

Your Not A Good Performer, So You Can't Be A Thespian
She Plays With More Toys Than Child Lesbians
You Are What You Eat, Your Pussy, I Guess You Don't Wanna Man
I Can See Right Through This bi***, Like A Sonogram

And She's Invincible, I'm Wondering Why
Sumreyez Can Be Bleeds For Days And Never Die
She's Open Longer Than A Health Department
Her Pussy Has So Much Room, She'll Rent It As A Studio Apartment

Remove Your Wack Verse From The Thread
See The Hearse And Your Dead, No Pleasure, Your The Worst In The Bed
Every Fan That You Called, Fled
The Only Tracks You Ever Had, Are The Ones That Are Glued To Your Bald Head

You Smoke Trees?, Ok, Neat!
But You Won't Get A Buzz, Like Potheads Smoking Low Grade Weed
Your Too Broke To Afford The Haze
If You Won The Tourny, You Could Stop Prostituting For A Couple Days

And You Don't Wanna Rise
When I Bust Nuts, I Got A Couple Victims, Some Are Lips And Sumreyez
If She Mentioned She Had Skills, Then Sumr Lies

ProFane & Sumreyez

You Can't Battle Nigga, Stop Pretending
ProFane Ain't The Best Man, Not Even At The Wedding He's Attending
But Sumreyez Looking For Love
Her Fingerprints Are Evidence Of Desperation, Like A Crook With A Glove
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After This, I'll Count Alot Of Green/
I'm The King In This Tourny, Battling A Drag Queen And A Drama Queen/
Robbed For Your Independance
Cause Your Both Locked Down, But Can't Escape My Bars, Like Guilty Co-Defendants/