A parody of 'Dear Slim Pt. 2' with an answering machine thing like on KJ's 'Collaborations' album......

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Dear KJ, I wrote you but you ain’t callin’
It’s been a couple months since I sent you my songs and
Not much has changed now for you and I
But at least I know you got my demo cuz I know you had to sign
Some people listened to my songs online, but you see
Mostly they ain’t showin’ love, only criticizin’ me
The advice they’ve given me, it’s really kinda strange to see
They said “Listen to Eminem, listen to Slim Shady”
But there’s another side of things that you gotta see
I wanna have a huge influence on this industry
But enough of that cuz it’s not what I came to say to you
Sometime I just pray you’ll listen to my demo, Dude
I’m sorry people call you “KJ Fifty-Two”
But I can relate with you cuz people say my name wrong, too
I know you’re famous and there’s lotsa stuff you gotta do
But never forget, there’s a demo I mailed to you

Hook:
This goes out to whom it may concern
This goes out to whom it may concern

Dear KJ, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I’m still wonderin’ if you listened to my songs and
I’m kinda wonderin’ what you thought, Man
When you opened up the package and just held the CD in ya hands
Maybe you never listened to it, maybe ya lost it
Maybe you saw it but you were too busy so you tossed it
“Did he hit you back?” That’s the question that I never get
But I’m like, “Well I wish he’d hurry up and listen to it!”
And I was plannin’ on buyin’ your new album, Yo
But maybe I just won’t if you don’t listen to my demo
But there’s somethin’ that I really gotta let you know
I worked hard on that CD (So did I!) so did my bro
In case you didn’t know, I’m not just gonna go away
You said you listen to demos, but mine wasn’t that way
See the bottom line of what I’m tryin’ to say is
Don’t you think about those people whose CDs you just throw away?
Even if everything else just up and goes away
That demo’ll be there ‘til you’re old and gray
Too bad a lot of people just send their demos to you
Cuz you said you’d listen to them, or did I get that confused?
Some day you gotta listen to it, KJ-52
From another plain white rapper, just like you

[Hook]

Dear KJ, you know the junk that I’m goin’ through
You haven’t sent me and email after I tried writin’ you
I’ve laid in bed at night workin’ on this song for you
But I ain’t writin’ cuz I’m mad, so please don’t get my song confused
I know this may sound a little funny
But I mailed that demo way back on December 20
I ain’t gonna boycott you or start some controversy
And I didn’t make that demo just to try to make some money
I don’t even know anything you’ve experienced
But in a couple days I hope you’ll be hearin’ this
I said not much has changed, but I’ll tell you this
I’ve written two more songs and “Which Way?” has been remixed
I know this probably ain’t a hard pill for you to swallow
You taught me how to rap, you’re kinda like my role model
When I’m rappin’ KJ, you’re the one I always follow
So if you listen to my songs I’ll have a better tomorrow
Trust me, Man, there’s lotsa times that I’ve been rejected
I’ve been laughed at, hated on, and plus disrespected
But if I die today before I sell my first record
Sendin’ you that demo’s way more that I ever expected
I know life if hectic, it can leave you blown away
But can’t ya find to listen to it someday?
So right now I only got one thing left to say
KJ, please listen to “The Coke Song” and “Which Way?”

[Hook 2x]