Below Average Dave - That's My Breast Man

Title:	That's My Breast Man
Artist:	Below Average Dave    +155 songs
Genre:	Comedy : Parody

A parody of Queen's You're My Best Friend about Chicken . . .breast

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Queen and David Bowie may have been best friends, but come on, had David taken Freddie's chicken back in the day, he sure would have made him bite that space man dust

Ooo,
let's go get Chicken
We'll drive on down to the K.F.C.
The sides, they'll satisfy me

Ooo, it smells so grand,
looks crispy Ooo,
we'll soon have chicken

Ooo Let's get home man,
I wanna chow
It feels like were driving a long time
I need to dine

Although waiting blows
we will soon eat that food
No crumbs we'll exclude

Awww Need to eat man. . .
Ooo, I open the door
Soon it will all be downed
Turn that T.V. on too
What's yours, what's mine--
we'll split it that's fine
Let's clean off the bones
Start to eat, man

Ooo, it's tasting so good
I feel the biscuits filling my belly
I hope that it is understood

Ooo, I get all the breast now buddy
Ooo, you can have the rest
Aww Saw you grab one,
you're gonna be sad

Turns out it may be the only
It's the ONLY ONE. . .
And I don't want wings I do not eat the thighs,
what'd you do

That's my breast, man
Ooo, You made me so mad
Get out of my home
Ate my breast, man
Aww, Aww
Was my breast, man
Ooo, I cannot forgive
Ooo, That's my breast, man