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Parody of Vertical Horizon's Hit Song 'Everything You Want' about a young man struggling to get by in my typical comedious way.
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2006, 2017

Thu Nov 02, 2017
Comedy : Parody
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Lyrics
Under His jacket
and Under His skin tight shirt
His Stomach is Waiting to show to Mankind
He never could quit it
He wants ya'll to see it
His pants are down
He's flashing his fly

Yeah he's a big freak
He's far from shy
He won't stop stripping
Got intent to surprise
His clothes, they aren't fitting
He shops at the Big and Tall
He just wants attention,
does this all the time

It's Everything He Flaunts
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time
But people keep on running
and he don't know why

He's waiting for someone
who shows off their panty-wear
He's waiting for someone
to share his embrace
He's never embarrassed
to show off what's Underneath
His Purple Boxer set from the Big K

It's Everything He Flaunts
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time
But people keep on running
and he don't know why

When he drops his pants
and shows off His Vine
Don't tell him to put it away
How it'd make him high
To see someone's moon shine
cheap shot at Janet but it rhymed!

Out of McDonalds
Into the Strip clubs
Somewhere his talent can be utilized
This gothic girl walked in
She threw her clothes away
they wed in Las Vegas and magnetized

It's Everything He Flaunts
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time
But people keep on running
and he don't care why

We show Everything we Flaunt
We don't care who all sees
I love someone
who loves to show off as much as me
we tear off our clothes
and we do it all the time
and we will never stop until we're 99

Til we're 99
9 9
til we croak and die