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Portugal the Man parody
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Below Average Dave, PTM

Fri Nov 17, 2017
Comedy : Parody
Take charge
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I always keep to myself
Closing my house off,
The sun is so bad for my health
Amazon has everything I could need
Gonna have my door caulked off-sealed

Ooh woo, On my loveseat with netflix, now
I been swell in here since 2006, now
I get up to poo, but I come back here still

Ooh woo, watching Arrow with some chips, now
Switch to Smash Bros so I can get some kicks, now
Might sound boring now, but It keeps me chill

Why would I get up to leave?
At night the sun ain't out but c'mon
It's not safe to leave
The boogieman will come for me
I ain't comin' out-it's no deal

Ooh woo, On my cell phone trading pix, now
So much to do that I do not leave these bricks, now
Hey Dave are you for real, Yes-I stay here still

Ooh woo, no fresh air-got candle sticks, now
Watching techy films like it's 3006, now
May sound lame right now, but this is my will

I could watch foreign movies
Make some Ramen in the kitchen
Popcorn, anime, and Pepsi
play on my tablet for weeks
I could read til the sun goes down
Make cash to script a little
solved the riddle To keep me in these walls
I'll use TradeKing

Twelve more muggings?
Global Warming?
Bed Bugs crawling?
Purge is coming?
songs with mumbling
Who would leave for that?

Ooh woo, on my loveseat with netflix, yeah
You say my brain's amiss but a better word is bliss, now
Watching Ozarks now, taking caffiene pills

Ooh woo, got a kitty in the mix, now
Social interaction is all that I miss, now
Come on over pal, we'll netflix and chill

Ooh woo, you know I never get sick, now
Watch Animaniacs like '96, now
I ain't leaving now, I'll netflix and chill
by myself yeah still, but my life's fulfilled