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Parody of Girl Crush, the hit song by Little Big Town about my own personally crush.
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Below Average Dave

Sat Sep 16, 2017
Comedy : Parody
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I want an Orange Crush
Fanta don't help me much
A citric acid rush
It fixes my frown

Some think it's kinda sad
Too old to want this so bad
Nutritionally should pass
but I want it now

Push a can to my lips
yeah ‘and it tastes best cool
I wanna drown my tongue
in a sugar filled orange solute

It may lack Fanta's flair
Or Sunkists' well known rush
Yeah, but that aside
The taste my taste buds blush
I Want an orange crush
I want an orange crush

Generics may be cheap
It may be bad for my teeth
but I just don't care
when that orange taste hits me

The way that it's fizziling
The way that I smile when it hits
The others I've tried
but I have made up my mind

Now it has passed my lips
swish it around some too
I wanna drown myself
In an Orange Crush filled pool

and you know I don't care
about Syrups or Salts and such
If they'd add caffiene
I wouldn't drink Red Bull much
I want an Orange Crush

I want an Orange Crush
Fanta don't help me much
a citric acid rush
It fixes my frown