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Must I really state what this is a parody of? It's crude, just forewarning
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Below Average Dave
2017 Below Average Dave, 2008 Recisio

Mon Aug 28, 2017
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Originally sang in 2008 but never written out. As per most my tracks it was used with permission from Karaoke-Version (Recisio)
Lyrics
This was not what my mom had planned
Not what she envisioned
I got so drunk and f***ed a man
No inhibitions
Now it's what I'm used to
I had to try a dong
I'm curious for dudes
Caught my attention

I kissed a dude and I liked it
The taste of his manly mustache
I kissed a dude just to try it
and now I will never look back
It felt so right
Those lips were tight
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a dude and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know his name
Met him on Grindr
It's no experimental game
I like it wilder
It's what us good gays do
New meaning to man caves
My head's not too confused
EASY to obey

I kissed a dude and I liked it
While feeling up on his six pack
I kissed a dude just to try it
I hope my preacher don't mind it
It felt so right
Those lips were tight
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a dude and I liked it
I liked it

Us dudes we are so magical
Hard pecs, six packs, Testosterone
No hard to get, we love to bone
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, Cause I'm on Prep

I kissed a dude and I liked it
The taste of his manly mustache
I kissed a dude just to try it
and now I will never look back
It felt so right
Those lips were tight
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a dude and I liked it
I liked it