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A Darwin theme song!
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Below Average Dave
Below Average Dave

Mon Aug 10, 2015
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Life is short enjoy it. The thing is, I'm all for skydiving, coasters, etc. . .but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't take basic precautions when you do it. Lighting fireworks off your head? Swerving through traffic on a motorcycle? Aiming for tall objects when Skydiving? Jumping in a lion cage to pet a lion? Yeah--that's just not intelligent. It's what this songs all about.
Riding on a Harley, buddy
Swerving between cars
Listening to Charlie Daniels
Flicking off four doors
Giving bikers a bad name
When you crash, its you to blame

Gnarly what a crime
Gnarly, Gnarly as you ran red lights
Gnarly moron
May-be Gnarly but it serves you right

Diving from the heavens buddy
How it gets you pumped
Aiming for a big tall tree
Although there's lotsof stumps
A fields there so I ask why
You are aiming way up high?

Gnarly! Hit a tree
Gross but Gnarly As I watch for free
Gnarly, what a tool
You'll survive, but you look like a fool

Ooh, Some speak the language of 'moron'
Ooh, Ice skate with no pants on--no pants on?
Oo, Now you freeze and we care?, Stupid see!

On YouTube, or JibJab, In the Air, on a Train
Oh Darwin, Would be proud, of you two, and your games

Gnarly, on the beach
Surfing as a hurricane does breach
Gnarly on a ride
'Cause you couldn't keep your hands inside
Gnarly I cry
As a skater lands rails tween his thighs
Gnarly as you jump train tracks as they arrive
Gnarly laughs for free
Gnarly, watching stupid morons cry